Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Monday, December 12, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Crazy Designs

May I present... (drumroll please)



The umbrella coat.




The Mankini (Alexander McQueen)



The Spilt Coffee Stain on Shirt (Alexander Wang)



Credits to Yahoo Images



Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Hallow's Eve

Drifting from its roots of celebrating the dead, it has become a day that justifies people wearing the most outrageous and weirdest costumes ever. 




My eyes hurt.

Motto: Never do something in your life, where you look back 20 years later and wish that you could bury/destroy/set a nuke on your past.



Thank you Google Images.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

I'm watching you, thief.

Although I'm not a fan of smileys, emoticons and the like, I think that this is totally great! Especially when someone attempts to steal your bag.

I'm watching.




Suitcase Eyes from Muji

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Repulsion

I found this on google today.


Rather disturbed but couldn't help laughing at it.




Seriously, who would wear these?

Hobbits? If so, I need to re-watch LOTR.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Hilarious.

Although I am not a fan of plush toys, I think these are kind of amusing.


E coli.


Pimple



Diarrhoea




Cholera



Found them here

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

True Ingenuity





These pictures come from a series of advertisements promoting an aquarium.
80 penguins, 80 personalities.

If only my city's zoo or bird park would have something similar.

Check out the entire Ad campaign here

Thursday, January 6, 2011

A fun read to start your day

Dear friends, it is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following:

The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children, and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


from lotsofjokes.com